1. the-average-gatsby:

    imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

    so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

    (via ultr-av-iolent)

  2. (Source: mykillzero, via danielle-babe)

  3. cyndecisive:

    pros to dating me:

    • i’ll actually respond to ur text
    • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
    • we can hold hands
    • butt touches
    • cuddles? ? ? yes good
    • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
    • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
    • smooches

    (Source: radgoku, via selfaluminate)

  4. ven0moth:

    if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

    (via selfaluminate)

  5. apaigeuniverse:

    undeadsuits:

    veeking:

     image

    so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

    image

    i did it. it’s done.

    speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

    image

    (imgur)

    you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

    (Source: moonpurinsu, via selfaluminate)

  6. tavrisprite:

    tavrisprite:

    so basically um im horny 

    image

    do you know what these all say?

    "hi horny im dad"

    (via danielle-babe)

  7. bvids:

    Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

    (via selfaluminate)

  8. I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will ever annoy me.

    (Source: staypozitive, via selfaluminate)

  9. If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

    the-fault-in-our-regards:

    1artem:

    societyfucksusup:

    screwpants:

    snowspizza:

    bilesandthesourwolf:

    bilbo-swwaggins:

    princess-poop:

    castielsteenwolf:

    JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

    Omg i’ll smile forever

    id cry from happiness i think

    i want all the “hey fuck face” messages!

    if I get even one, I’m gonna cry ahahha

    this. ^

    *gets none*

    Go for it.

    I want some omg, that’s be awesome.

    (Source: warningyoumayfall, via shut-ur-dick)

    bilbos-buttons:

    If someone corrects your pronoun use, be respectful and carry on with the corrected pronoun! We’re all people in the end! :)

    (via clouds-of-time)